What does a woman feel and think while she is in high heels?
When I first put them on:
Damn this is what I
would look like if was a normal sized
human being. Look at confidence, finally I can show off my hot AF ankles.
Upon
leaving the house:
Well
I am getting some looks and I don't think it's because I look good. These are
probably too extra heels to wear out
for a morning walk.
The
first time I trip:
Frick,
why did I wear heels let's play it off pretend it didn't happen.
The
second time I trip:
Ughhh
heels aren't usually this hard to walk in can we sit down for a bit.
Sitting
down:
Wow
my legs finally touch the ground I can sit like a normal
person without losing feeling in my feet.
Tripping
for a third time:
YOU
KNOW WHAT!!! I AM JUST GOING TO STARE AT THE GROUND AND MAYBE THE PEBBLES CAN
STOP BEING SUCH ANNOYING NERDS. Ughhhhh
Me
arriving at the sanctuary I call home:
Freedom,
blessed freedom no more shoe wearing
for me.OUCH! IS THAT A BLISTER!!!
So
moral of the story is I like wearing them but at the same time, they're best enjoyed in small intervals.
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