What does a woman feel and think while she is in high heels?

When I first put them on:
Damn this is what I would look like if was a normal sized human being. Look at confidence, finally I can show off my hot AF ankles.

Upon leaving the house:
Well I am getting some looks and I don't think it's because I look good. These are probably too extra heels to wear out for a morning walk.
The first time I trip:
Frick, why did I wear heels let's play it off pretend it didn't happen.
The second time I trip:
Ughhh heels aren't usually this hard to walk in can we sit down for a bit.
Sitting down:
Wow my legs finally touch the ground I can sit like a normal person without losing feeling in my feet.

Tripping for a third time:
YOU KNOW WHAT!!! I AM JUST GOING TO STARE AT THE GROUND AND MAYBE THE PEBBLES CAN STOP BEING SUCH ANNOYING NERDS. Ughhhhh
Me arriving at the sanctuary I call home:
Freedom, blessed freedom no more shoe wearing for me.OUCH! IS THAT A BLISTER!!!
So moral of the story is I like wearing them but at the same time, they're best enjoyed in small intervals.


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